… A rather red-faced local politician who had been brought in to apply pressure on management not to discipline his nephew for theft. Said nephew had apparently assured his uncle that there was no case to answer, and on that basis the politician had started making a forthright defence… Until the inevitable playing of the CCTV footage showing the scallywag lifting edible goods from the shelves and into his gob.
Uncle ??? has not been seen in the branch since, apparently.
May 9, 2013 at 07:10
Name names!
May 9, 2013 at 17:38
No names, although someone else may know who I’m talking about.
May 10, 2013 at 06:36
Are we talking about a present or former Councillor?
May 10, 2013 at 19:02
A former councillor.
May 12, 2013 at 18:58
Does he currently hold elected office?
May 15, 2013 at 22:15
I do believe that he does.
May 16, 2013 at 11:44
Well if it is the Honourable Member for Rugby (who, let us not forget, does not even live in the constituency) then perhaps he should know better? I wonder what his party’s stance is on low level offending?